Wooing Enthusiast T-Shirts

A masked man serenading

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Cats

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'I'm your dog, Sir. Would you teach me some old tricks?'