Woofing Winner Watcher T-Shirts

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"The subwoofers really help."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

A masked man serenading

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

South Pork

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Oscar Victory

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

Stork one-upmanship