Woofing Winner Watcher Mugs

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"The subwoofers really help."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

A masked man serenading

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"He's sending an instant message."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Stork one-upmanship

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."