Whimsical Woof Watcher Mugs

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Mother Duck.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Know your dog - The brain.

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'To woof or not to woof...'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Dessert Storm Veteran

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."