Wooers Of Whimsy T-Shirts

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Young Gums

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dog on a plane.

Know your dog - The brain.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"You're amazing!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"Bark to me of love."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Guard coming."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Meter Maid

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

Balloon Man

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

'Play dead.'

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

Candlelit dinner.

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'