Woolly Whimsical T-Shirts

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

A Poet

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Balloon Man

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Cat making a jumper while playing with wool.

'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

Artist

The Creation of Static

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.