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Before Pillows.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Boy and his dog

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Have you farted. . . ?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Easter Island Rock Climber

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Mount Everest.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'Bone appetit!'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

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