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Before Pillows.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

Geeks and their dogs.

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Have you farted. . . ?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Mount Everest.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

Costa Coffee 20 Metres

'Bone appetit!'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.