Triangle Trekker Gifts

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Triangle

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

Backpacker in the cloud forest

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

Precussionist

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Danger - Slow Sand.

"You tigers havin' a good time...."

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

'Oh-oh, headline-hunters.'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.