Tomato Collector T-Shirts

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Director/Action Man toy.

Plant Lady

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

What your house plant says about you...

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Dreaming Of Spring

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'