Tomato Collector Gifts

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Director/Action Man toy.

Plant Lady

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

King Kongs first christmas

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dreaming Of Spring

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.