Tome Collector Gifts

One book... One book... One book...

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Small child checks out a book.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"You order the microbrew?"

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Librarian.

"Which free tote goes best?"

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"Estate sale"

Asthma cats

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'