Tome Collector Pillows

One book... One book... One book...

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Small child checks out a book.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"You order the microbrew?"

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Librarian.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

Asthma cats

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

"Estate sale"

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'