Typo Collector Pillows

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

The Guardian Angel.

"I ordered it online. . . it was a typo, I wanted a hairdryer."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Nuts to you, too."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Try his land line.'

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Teapot Art

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

One book... One book... One book...

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Hieroglyph stamps.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Kettle Drum

Bell invents the telephone.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A post box in a museum

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

The Post Office Is... Forever

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'