Typo Collector Mugs

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

The Guardian Angel.

"I ordered it online. . . it was a typo, I wanted a hairdryer."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Nuts to you, too."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

One book... One book... One book...

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Teapot Art

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Hieroglyph stamps.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Kettle Drum

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Bell invents the telephone.

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

A post box in a museum

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"