Vintage Tape Collector Pillows

Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Music & Gym'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Gramaphone Man.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

David Bowie

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

His master's voice

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

music store

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

The Beatles

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

Devil Buying Soul Music

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"When blues singers lose it"

"And now, our newest hit song..."