Videotape Collectors Pillows

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Music & Gym'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."