Cassette Tape Collector Pillows

"It's a hernia."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Gramaphone Man.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

His master's voice

At the CD shop.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Baroque Bach Mountain

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

music store

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Headbanging Woodpecker.

Devil Buying Soul Music

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"And now, our newest hit song..."