Cassette Tape Collector Pillows

"It's a hernia."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Robert Drake

So close... Yet so far.

Gramaphone Man.

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

His master's voice

At the CD shop.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Baroque Bach Mountain

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Whacked music.

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

music store

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Devil Buying Soul Music

Headbanging Woodpecker.

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"