Videotape Collectors Gifts

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Music & Gym'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

Ozzy Osbourne

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Mick Jagger.

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Ian Dury

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Bob Dylan

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."