Video Memorabilia Collector Gifts

To save time, I brought along my blooper tape.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Tom Hanks

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Robert Mitchum

'Mr. Kong?'

Gene Tierney caricature

John Wayne

Johnny Depp

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Clark Gable.

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Ernest Borgnine

'Busy day?'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

"Don't even get me started with this guy. He demanded craft services supply tw tons of wool every day!"

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time

"Trade ya."

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

Harrison Ford

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

Edward Scissorhands.

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."