Vintage Vhs Collector Gifts

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"We never talk anymore."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

David Bowie

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Artisanal Pottery

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

The Beatles

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."