Vhs Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm a big film buff."

Man returning Jaws to the video shop

Joan Hickson

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Your remote control, sire."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

John Wayne

Wild and crazy salmon

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Munster Island.

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Joan Collins

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Humphrey Bogart

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."