Video Tape Collector Gifts

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Jeff Beck.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

The Death of the Blues

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Neil Young

Ozzy Osbourne

Art Garfunkel.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Gramaphone Man.

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Mick Jagger.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Ian Dury

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Bob Dylan

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.