Video Tape Collector Gifts

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Gramaphone Man.

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'