Nostalgic Tape Collector Gifts

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Vannamania

New summer barbie doll.

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

Stephen Collins Foster

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

Werewolf Memories

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

Love note discovered by teacher

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

Sony Dorkman

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

CD shop full of manufactured pop,

"I miss the days when you could get it fresh off a kid's desk."

Diversified Investments: Stocks, bonds,comic books,baseball cards,movie star and rock star posters.

Funk Facts: New Year.

"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

Treasure chest with snowglobes of island

Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".