Nostalgic Tape Collector T-Shirts

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

New summer barbie doll.

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

Werewolf Memories

Stephen Collins Foster

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

Love note discovered by teacher

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

Sony Dorkman

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

Diversified Investments: Stocks, bonds,comic books,baseball cards,movie star and rock star posters.

CD shop full of manufactured pop,

"I miss the days when you could get it fresh off a kid's desk."

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

Funk Facts: New Year.

Treasure chest with snowglobes of island

"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

"Grandma had a favorite doll when she was your age. But, with no explanation, that doll was taken away and sent to live with some cousins in Wichita."

Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".