Vintage Tape Collector Gifts

Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Gramaphone Man.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

His master's voice

David Bowie

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

music store

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Devil Buying Soul Music

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.