Videotape Collecting Gifts

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Robert Drake

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

Video Rental. "Wall Street," "Sunset Boulevard," Cannery Row" --- This is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a road movie.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Cautious photojournalist.

Music Collector.

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'Busy day?'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."