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'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Music Freak.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

The Music Lover.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

Music Collector.

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

Cautious photojournalist.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'Busy day?'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.