Tome Appreciator Gifts

Librarian.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"You've changed."

FAQs.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Scot holding a heart.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

One book... One book... One book...

Rembrandt's Selfies

Paving over the window-box

Caption Contest TK

Leonard Nimoy

Aethel the Analyzed.

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

"But first, our national anthem."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

An old shoe in every bag!

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

Internet Addict Anonymous

Ventriloquism for Beginners

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

"YOLO."

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."