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Librarian.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"You've changed."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Scot holding a heart.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

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Paving over the window-box

One book... One book... One book...

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Aethel the Analyzed.

"But first, our national anthem."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

An old shoe in every bag!

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"YOLO."

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Ventriloquism for Beginners

Botanical violinist

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."