Tuba Appreciator T-Shirts

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Pets.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A tuba and love hearts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musician

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Librarian.

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Happy Xmas

Tuba Music

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"...98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

Tuba in Space

Manhattan Project Blues

Balloon Musician

"I'd like a table near the band please."