Tuba Appreciator Gifts

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Joined at the hipster.

Pets.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

One-man band rehearsal.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musician

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

A tuba and love hearts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Librarian.

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

Happy Xmas

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Tuba Music

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Yeah, I get it. It's hot - But you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?

Manhattan Project Blues

Balloon Musician

"...98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"