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Christmas Tuba

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

One-man band rehearsal.

Bacterial Cultural Center

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

A tuba and love hearts

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Musician

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Happy Xmas

Tuba Music

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Two musicians

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Balloon Musician