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Christmas Tuba

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Bacterial Cultural Center

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A tuba and love hearts

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Musician

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Happy Xmas

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Tuba Music

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"You definately have a musical ear"

Balloon Musician

Two musicians