Tuba Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Oomph-free Bogart.

'More bubbles!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Hot Tub Frosty

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

One-man band rehearsal.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A tuba and love hearts

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Musician

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

Happy Xmas

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'