Tuba Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'More bubbles!'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Hot Tub Frosty

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Bacterial Cultural Center

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

A tuba and love hearts

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Musician

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Happy Xmas

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Tuba Music