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Hot Tub Frosty

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'More bubbles!'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Musician

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Duck in a bathtub

Man in Bath

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

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"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"