Hot Tub Lover T-Shirts

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

'More bubbles!'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Hot Tub Frosty

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

I love bathtime.

Bacterial Cultural Center

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Musician

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'