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'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'More bubbles!'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Hot Tub Frosty

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Duck in a bathtub

Musician

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Tuba Music

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.