Tan Appreciator Gifts

Quarantine: The great equalizer

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

A Venus cow trap.

'Trucker's tan?'

Brickie's Mate

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Revenge had come.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Tortured Plank

Sunblock

Sun Worshipers

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Beer

Sun Umbrella

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'