Tan Appreciator T-Shirts

Quarantine: The great equalizer

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

A Venus cow trap.

'Trucker's tan?'

Brickie's Mate

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Revenge had come.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Fish mobsters.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Tortured Plank

Sunblock

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Leonard Nimoy

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Sun Worshipers

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Sun Umbrella

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'