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"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Things we need to acknowledge

Librarian.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Tentacle attacking diver.

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Nelly Copter

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

"How weird is it?"

This week in tentacles

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic.

'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'

At the camel-dromedary peace talks

Car Travelling Down Road With Sign That Says 'Dead End'.

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

Crater Lake

Butter Catcher and the Human Catcher

"Living on love is a fallacy, Son! Now, just what can you do for our daughter?!"