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Tentacle attacking diver.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Crocodile

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"It looks brighter over there!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"You've got a friend in me."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Turtle Home

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'