Tentacle Lover Gifts

Tentacle attacking diver.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Turtle Trailer Court

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Crocodile

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"You've got a friend in me."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Turtle Home

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."