Tentacle Aficionados Gifts

Glastonbury. After.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Turtle Home

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

Turtle nude painting.