Tent Aficionado Gifts

Glastonbury. After.

The experienced backpacker.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"It looks brighter over there!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Sleeping Congregation.

Cyber Dream

'He wants a second opinion.'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Sheds

'I hate reruns.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Beware of Huge Falling Acorns

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Heaven's Way

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"I love this planet!"

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

Pete Bog