Tent Aficionado Gifts

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

Glastonbury. After.

The experienced backpacker.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

The Sleeping Congregation.

"It looks brighter over there!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Cyber Dream

'He wants a second opinion.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Sheds

'I hate reruns.'

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Beware of Huge Falling Acorns

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Heaven's Way

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."