Tent Aficionados Gifts

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Glastonbury. After.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"It looks brighter over there!"

Bull charging a fisherman

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Earth Reset Button.

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Cot.

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Husband sleeps in a tent next to his wife in the family bed

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

"Our baby's first boot."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

'I warned you to not raid that camp just before hibernation.'

'They play five innings or until six parents fall asleep, whichever comes first.'

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."