Tentacle Aficionados Prints

Stop sneaking up on me like that!

Glastonbury. After.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Octopi a la mode.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Turtle Home

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Sometimes for no reason, I just snap!' 'Relax, it's perfectly normal... you're a snapping turtle.'

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"