Tentacle Appreciator Gifts

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Leonard Nimoy

Octopi a la mode.

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Things we need to acknowledge

Librarian.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

Tentacle attacking diver.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Nelly Copter

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

"How weird is it?"

This week in tentacles

Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic.

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

At the camel-dromedary peace talks

'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'

Crater Lake

Car Travelling Down Road With Sign That Says 'Dead End'.

Stop sneaking up on me like that!

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

Butter Catcher and the Human Catcher