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"How weird is it?"

Glastonbury. After.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Turtle Home

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"