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The Victorious Turtle

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"My doctor told me to take it easy."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

'Nah. They're not interesting until the 200th year.'

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

'I was here first!'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

United Nations troops

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

''Rollover' is your new trick? Dude, what were you thinking?'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'I can see you now: I'll reach you in an hour or so by my estimate...'

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

"Just doing my part to help save the planet."

"I see that Larry is still self-isolating."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'I wish you would have come to see me sooner..'

'Isn't it great?!'

'I told you it was a bad idea moving in together.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Eskimo turtle

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'here we are, in the middle of the night totally exposed on a wide open beach. I don't know who came up with this method of reproduction but it must have been a male.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Don't ask me how the divorce went."

"How could you possibly have gotten a speeding ticket?"

Stop doing that! (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-04).