Turtle Enthusiast Prints

The Victorious Turtle

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"My doctor told me to take it easy."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

'Nah. They're not interesting until the 200th year.'

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'

'I was here first!'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

''Rollover' is your new trick? Dude, what were you thinking?'

United Nations troops

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'Life is too long not to worry.'

"How could you possibly have gotten a speeding ticket?"

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Isn't it great?!'

Eskimo turtle

'I told you it was a bad idea moving in together.'

'here we are, in the middle of the night totally exposed on a wide open beach. I don't know who came up with this method of reproduction but it must have been a male.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'I can see you now: I'll reach you in an hour or so by my estimate...'

'I wish you would have come to see me sooner..'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Just doing my part to help save the planet."

"Don't ask me how the divorce went."

"I see that Larry is still self-isolating."

"Language."

"This is getting us nowhere!"